It's all blarney

Everyone seems to be wrapped up in studying for NEWTS; I have to say things have been a bit boring lately. I've been told I shouldn't be complaining, especially after April Fool's, but...I reckon it was at least interesting, even if it was one of the worst experiences EVER! Still, I've half a mind to ask the Weasley Twins if they could bring something to liven the place up when they come for the photo shoot. Whenever that is, as we still haven't got definate answers from some of the people we've asked to be the models for the posters. I hope we can hurry and get things together to shoot them soon, they'll be bloody brilliant!!

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Lately I've been ~~avoiding studying for the NEWTS~~ helping out PUFFERFISH by designing ~~my personal fantasy~~ our poster of Wood and the Weasley twins with Colin. And the other ones of course. We've been scouting out the locations for the posters, and I found Lisa to ask her about the poster. I haven't seen Luna about recently, or I'd ask her as well. I asked Harry about it as well, but he was being a bit of a prat that day...

I wonder if Terry has any study tips for the NEWTS. I reckon he's the only one who'll be able to get me to study. If only the Ravenclaws were rooming with the Gryffindors, instead of the Hufflepuffs...

Things are back to normal again, as far as I'm concerned, and it's just feckin' brilliant. It made me realise how bloody lucky I am to be lad.

Colin's joined PUFFERFISH, and we've thought of some brilliant ideas for posters. We're going to have posters of a couple snogging, in three versions - two lads, two girls, and a lad and a girl. For the lads bit, we've got George Weasley to agree, and I have to send an owl to Wood. I hope he agree. ~~The two of them snogging would be that sexy. Maybe I can get a copy to hang in our dormitory.~~. Pansy wants to help with the mixed couple version. It'd be brilliant if we could get Harry too. I reckon a tonne of people would join then! And it might even get us into the Daily Prophet!

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MY BITS ARE BACK!!!! I'M A LAD AGAIN!!!

Well, I'm STILL A FECKIN' GIRL!! All I've done is look for a bloody counter-curse, and I HAVE FOUND NOTHING!! All I managed to do was turn my hair green and enlarge my breasts. ~~I wonder if that would work on other bits~~ . And everyone is mental, or miserable. BUT WORST OF ALL ME BOYFRIEND's A GIRL! WITH HUGE BREASTS!! I MISS THE REAL TERRY! I MISS MY BITS! I MISS TERRY'S ARSE! I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SHOWER PROPERLY! I HATE BEING A GIRL!!!

On a lighter note, I finally have a green tuxedo, which is like Muggle dress robes. I've wanted one ever since ~~I saw me Da's~~ I was little. Just hope it will still fit when I become a lad again.

JAYSUS!!! WHAT THE FECKIN' FECK IS GOING ON~!? I went to bed all normal last night, but when I woke up I'M A FECKIN' GIRL!!!! I HAVE....GIRL BITS!! EURGH!! IT'S BLOODY DISGUSTING! I don't even want to take a shower!! AND MY HAIR! It's all...long! I'M NOT ONLY A GIRL I'M A BLOODY CUTESY GIRL SO! WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS I WILL FECKIN' THUMP THEM~!!!

We had the first meeting of PUFFERFISH the other day. A lot of people showed up, although for some reason Neville was the only Gryffindor. I'll have to talk to Harry and Ron and arse them talk them into coming next meeting. I wonder if either of them can cook. Not that I reckon Ron could cook to save his life, but... Anyway, I think the meeting was a grand success, even though only Morag seemed interested in the Snog-In. I haven't given up on it though! I have to owl Wood about PUFFERFISH, he never seems to be around when I try his rooms. Maybe he can cook. Terry and I gave it a go, but in somehow turned into an egg fight. Eggs are bloody hard to conjure. I think I've got them the right shape now, but they're still green...

Terry and I had a good time on his birthday. He seemed to like both the presents I gave him, even though I couldn't ever get the Ice Mice to be any less green. I can't wait for him to wear those jeans around! ~~He looks that sexy in them~~ And his father makes feckin' gorgeous cake. ~~I'm glad Terry didn't eat so much, so I could have a good portion of it~~ .
So many people seem to be joining PUFFERFISH now, it's just grand! I talked to Lisa the other day, and she's joined as well. The meetings should be quite a lot of fun, once we actually have them. And I reckon we'll be able to do something to change things. If only we could get some of those Quidditch players to come talk to everyone... speaking of Quidditch lads, I should talk to Wood about PUFFERFISH...I reckon he'd be glad to join...

Finally saw Terry. Turns out he was busy with school work, like a good Ravenclaw. He gave me some delicious chocolate for Valentine's Day, and he seemed to like the beating heart chocolate I found for him. I still don't understand how he hasn't eaten it yet though. I mean, I think I finished mine of the day after I got it. We talked a bit about this being our last year at Hogwarts. I hadn't really thought about it much. I'm so used to being here. It'll be strange to leave school.
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We had another D.A meeting the other day. We did duels, which was a bit exciting, although I had to partner with Smith, who is a complete prat. Thinks he'd better than everyone else. ~~Although, he is quite fit...~~

Even though the N.E.W.Ts aren't for awhile, and no respectable wizard should even be thinking about studying for them yet (especially a Gryffindor), what with me mam, and me Ravenclaw lad, I've been getting a bit of pressure to start studying. So I went to the library, but luckily I ended up having a talk with Harry, MacDougal, and Nott, of all people. I've changed my mind on both of them, I reckon. They're not half bad.

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Hogesmeade Weekend
Despite everything with the Little Wibbler, or should I say, to spite it all, I had a brilliant time at Hogesmeade! I took a visit to Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes to pick up some of their new ink, which works wonderfully. I'd never talked to them much during school, but the twins are really nice lads ~~and rather fit to boot~~. Then I went and had Butterbeer with Terry, got all my favourite sweets from Honeydukes, and spent ~~a while messing about~~ quality time with Terry.

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Also, does anyone know any charms to hide a lovebite?

I cannot believe we lost the bloody game to the feckin' Hufflepuffs!

Cheers for that, Harry....

The Quidditch matches are coming up soon. Things are a bit tense, what with living with the Hufflepuffs and all. Especially since from what I hear from Harry, the Hufflepuffs seem to have booked the pitch straight through. Although I reckon they'd want to practice as much as they can if they want to win against Gryffindor.

I saw Zabini in Potions the other day, he's still got some bruises. Bloody prat.

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Heard back from me mam the other day. She seemed quite chuffed about it all, and of course she wants a photograph. She also seemed quite happy that Terry's Pureblood. It suprised me a bit, because she never used to say things like that before Da left. But I reckon he left a bad taste in both our mouths, as far as Muggles are concerned. Regardless, things have definately happied out, what with her being so chuffed about Terry, so I'm rather chuffed about it all meself.

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Yesterday Harry and I went to the library to finish our Potions work, and ended up studying with Terry and Lisa. Well, they noticed some of our em, embaressing answers, which ended up with Lisa getting angry and leaving. We really weren't trying to exclude her...it was just...does anyone really want to talk about shagging with girls around? So then we had a conversation quite like the one Harry and I had the other night, only this time Terry put in his advice as well. All of which was quite theorectical and Ravenclaw-ish, but most of which I agreed with.
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WWW
Apparently Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes is moving to Hogsmeade, which is just brilliant! I wonder if they'll be moved in by the coming Hogsmeade weekend. I might want to pick me up some of their new invisable ink. Seems like it could come in handy.
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What a strange day...
Sure an' yesterday was certainly interesting, to say the least. I ran into Lisa in the hall and we were chatting along when we suddenly found ourselves in some set of rooms which you had to answer an endless set of stupid riddles to get out of. Once we got the hang of it, the solving the riddles was easy as piss but there were so bloody many! Lisa said it was called the Room of Riddles and some Hufflepuffs found it around Halloween, and everyone thought they were mad. Now I know that they were not. I swear, this school has some bloody strange rooms in it. That room must have been made by some sadistic Ravenclaw...

I managed to summon a bit of a Patronus in DADA, when both that wanker Malfoy and some stuck-up Scotch Ravenclaw couldn't, which I was quite proud about.

Then I had a chat with Harry which I'd never thought we'd do. It was a bit odd.
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Malfoy is a bloody sodding prick. I hope Terry's right and he will end up alone forever, the feckin' wanker. Sod all the bastard Slytherins!

~~And its' not fair to mock a bloke's sexlife when he hasn't really got one.~~

Current Mood: pissed off

Played a good game of Chess with Ron the other day. Well, I won, so of course it was good.
We talked about a bunch of things. Oh, I'm supposed to as Terry if he likes Quidditch, which seems to be Ron's criteria for approving of him.
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Thanks to Terry, I actually finished my Potions essay last night. I think I had it done in record time. ~~Of course, this was only because he used devious Ravenclaw methods of persuasion...~~ Snape better give me a decent mark on it. Although we all know he's got it out for the Gryffindors.
Terry and I are going to Hogesmeade together. It will be the first time we've gone off of school grounds, so I'm really looking forward to it!
Speaking of which, I owled me mam about the Ball, and told her about Terry. She's been brilliant about things, so I reckon she'll just be pleased. She'll probably want a photograph though. ~~Maybe I should get her one of just Terry. I'm afraid my photograph self would keep trying to grab Terry's arse, and she doesn't need to be seein' that.~~

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